Maintaining it not-faux,
An affront to bandwagon symbol fans in all locations.
C: Kurt Suzuki, Oakland A'sAnd my back-ups: Adam Lind, Toronto; Matt Holliday, St. Louis Cardinals; Marco Scutaro, Boston; Gavin Floyd, Chicago; Ichiro Suzuki, Sailors (a strain, I know, sorry); and Matt Garza, Tampa Bay Rays.
1B: Troy Glaus, Atlanta
2B: Brandon Phillips, Cincinnati
3B: Pablo Sandoval, San Francisco Giants
SS: Troy Tulowitzki, Colorado
OF: Justin Upton, Arizona Diamondbacks
OF: Shin-Soo Choo, Indians
OF: Carl Crawford, Tampa Bay Rays
SP: Roy Oswalt, Houston Astros
SP: Tommy Hanson, Atlanta
SP: Adam Wainwright, St. Louis Cardinals
SP: Matt Cain, San Francisco Giants
RP: Brian Wilson, San Francisco Giants
RP: Carlos Marmol, Chicago Cubs
Now, you know that all animals can't find room in this orthographically odd story; so, if you visit Lucy Zoo, you'll miss a customary inhabitant, or two. But you'll find an array worthy of your trip. (35*)An astounding listing of animals follows just a paragraph down. Why not allow said list to talk on its own? Fracturing that fourth wall can work, but doing things subtly is usually a good way to go. And that's just an individual illustration. I found many similar quotations. Although, if a word such as "orthographically" is in your vocabulary, why not throw it out now and again, right?